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Tuesday, July 5, 2011

mysterious haunted house.....grrrRRR...

           hi, arini my second day kt Malacca..x uat pape pn.. x g jenjalan lg.. just stay umah,.. tdo...on9 n bace conan...smlm hari y sngt2 bz sebab knl ngan kwn2 baru kt group mahasiswa  of USM to be .. x lupe gak senior2 y membantu..jwb everything.. kalah tau kaunter pertanyaan nye mak cik.. very the sporting..smpai beratus2 mail fb ... penat nk padam.. arini yein x uat pape pun.. usha blog2 glamer in order to hidupkan belog sy y sunyi sepi... tp x logik gak la lau blog sy ramai follower coz sy mmg ditakuti ..muke blagak .. n sngt garang.... tp tu judgement org y x knl sy... lgpun nobody perfect kan???

a story i read in Reader digest... 2 years ago maybe....

One day Lion summoned all the other animals in the jungle. "Eachof you must tell a joke," he said. "But if anyone fails to laugh, I'll kill the person who told it. Monkey, you go first."
Monkey began "Two men go into a bar . . ." When he delivered the punchline, everyone roared with laughter, except Tortoise. So Lion pounced on Monkey and killed him.
Next up was Elephant. He told hs joke and, again, everyone laughed except Tortoise. So Lion pounced on Elephant and kille him.
The animals were furious with Tortoise, but no-one dared to move.
Tiger began his joke, but when he was about one sentence in, Tortoise suddenly rolled over and began kicking his feet in the air, giggling his head off.
"What's wrong with you" roared an irate Lion. "Tiger isn't even finished with his gag yet!"
"I'm sorry," said Tortoise, gasping between laughs, "but Monkey's joke was simply too funny!"
 

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